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The call of the wild
Zara, such a wonderful name for a broken girl. Zara is the name that brings smile to your face, Zara was the girl who was the broken vase with beautiful patterns that hide the deepest secrets of the world.Who the creator himself spent a lot of time carving it to the utmost perfection. Zara is a small girl who was left by the hands of the fate to be decided of what to do with her life. So beautiful yet so submissive, her sworn to be mate and family who they are supposed to protect their own blood have been rejecting her. That's what all she was a rejection a mistake and a toy that she was partaking in her family's sick game. But she never knew she was the catch in the game. Being thrown off into a new world, that's definitely the end for her. But every end is a new beginning, the end and the beginning are sealed by fate. The God's or rather lost devilish souls have finally took a sympathy over her dead, powerless soul. She was chosen, the chosen mother of the dragon and goddess of the wild. She is the acronym of the wild.Now the chosen one must fulfill her fate and face the enemies, but this time the haters are begging for sympathy once she was pleading to get but did not receive. They said she will die soon, that she was nothing and couldn't be something. Watch her become everything they ever wished for and lacked. Together her, herself and her bitter soul will be the ones to start a new empire. Bow down to the goddess or pay with your head. They call her weak but the weak will be the one to rise above them for she is the mother, the only woman who will tame the beasts hudreds of years old, she is fate and she will bring end to the ones who dare to invade her soul.
Mi 1er Libro:Parte 30/My 1st Book:Part 30
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Halloween Vault 3D
Wattpad's third annual Halloween Vault is here!Did you love the first? Do you still miss the second? This year, the Halloween Vault 3D is returning in full force!59 Engagement profiles, including 38 Ambassadors-run English profiles, 9 Ambassadors-run International profiles and 12 Community profiles, have conspired to create our Halloween Vault 3D version - diverse, dynamic, dauntless to haunt your memories of the season for years to come!Interact with other Wattpadders from across the globe through a new set of festive activities, such as our unique spooky prompts, fun activities and another scavenger hunt! All Wattpadders are welcome to join!Disclaimer:Please note, this contest and its rules are the creation of a team of Ambassadors and is in no way affiliated with Wattpad or its staff. Judging of said contest is entirely run by its creators and is not the responsibility of Wattpad or its staff. We reserve the right to refuse entries to this contest, that we feel do not meet the required criteria, that are unsuitable, or potentially triggering.
The Lady's Guide to Petticoats and Piracy
The Lady's Guide To Petticoats and Piracy keeps the adventure but is not a romance, although romance is discussed. Set in the mid-1700s, it features Felicity Montague, who wants to be a doctor but is working for a baker instead while she applies aggressively, repeatedly, and unsuccessfully to medical schools.In this highly anticipated sequel to the New York Times bestselling The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue, Felicity Montague must use all her womanly wits and wiles to achieve her dreams of becoming a doctor-even if she has to scheme her way across Europe to do it.A year after an accidentally whirlwind tour of Europe, which she spent evading highwaymen and pirates with her brother Monty, Felicity has returned to England with two goals in mind-avoid the marriage proposal of Callum Doyle, a lovestruck suitor from Edinburgh; and enroll in medical school. However, her intellect and passion will never be enough in the eyes of the administrators, who see men as the sole guardians of science.But then a small window of hope opens. Doctor Alexander Platt, an eccentric physician that Felicity idolizes, is looking for research assistants, and Felicity is sure that someone as forward thinking as her hero would be willing to take her on. However, Platt is in Germany, preparing to wed Felicity's estranged childhood friend Johanna. Not only is Felicity reluctant to opening old wounds, she also has no money to make the trip.Luckily, a mysterious young woman is willing to pay Felicity's way, so long as she's allowed to travel with Felicity disguised as her maid. In spite of her suspicions, Felicity agrees, but once the girl's true motives are revealed, Felicity becomes part of a perilous quest that will lead her from the German countryside to the promenades of Zurich to secrets lurking beneath the Atlantic.Written by Mackenzi Lee
Quotes 5- Self-love is the greatest comeback
Hello lovely people of the InternetMy name is Catherine and welcome, to my 5th book of quotesThis past year has been a huge year if growth for me, and I hope it has been for all of you too I wish you all the love and success for 2017All my loveCat xoxo
néa elpída (English, super powers)
Intro "Long ago the humans left earth""They boarded the alpha and Omega, two massive ships that hold the last remaining humans, numbering 100,000,000""Those of us they left behind, we're the néa elpída. The new hope""The néa elpída are the humans natural preditor...or so they call us. We're humans too I promise. But when a human pisses off another human, worst case, small fight. When a human pisses off a néa elpída that can shoot fucking lasers from his hands, then things get a little hairy""They were scared so they ran""From ignorenc came fear""From fear came heartbreak""Families were torn apart as parents had their children taken. lovers were separated. And friendships vanished""There was an uproar""That was 500 years ago""Now that the old ones have died off and a new generation has taken over, peace was finally reached" "Until now" "You see, Omega has fallen, killing off half the human race" "As you can imagine, the humans are pissed. But one man's trash is another mans treasure""After the crash, camps, that would later turn into towns we're build around the crash site with all the riches of the humans just ripe for the taking""My father Clarence is a junker, so every day he goes to parts unknown to find who know what. Not the most glorious, I know. But I keeps food on the table, so it's good enough""I get up, go to school, come home, spend time with my family. It's a good life, but it seems every day offers some crazy event. So at least it's never boring lol"
01 Darkness Rises
In the distant echoes of history, a millennium has passed since the malevolent Sargon was vanquished in the cataclysmic War of the Worlds. King Bürger, wielding regal might, and the enigmatic wizard Mirad, with arcane prowess, united to seal the dark lord's fate. Amidst the aftermath, a child named Remy came into existence.Tragedy befell young Remy as his parents fell victim to ruthless thieves, leaving him bereft and orphaned. Cast adrift in a world of uncertainty, he found solace within the confines of a somber orphanage. Years faded away, and Remy, never quite belonging, found comfort in the compassion of Elowin, the sole beacon of warmth in his desolate existence.In the grand tradition of Stormholm, an ancient city ablaze with wonder, the annual Mirad Day dawned anew. Its radiant fervor summoned the city's denizens to embark on a sacred pilgrimage up the lofty peaks of Mirad Mountain. Carved within its sacred depths lay the mystical tome of prophecies, guarded by time's benevolent hand. And this year, fate insisted that Remy partake in the ascent.Yet, as the treacherous path unfolded, an alluring voice ensnared Remy's senses, whispering dark temptations and weaving sinister desires into his impressionable mind.Welcome to Book 01 in the Legend of Remy multi-book series. Prepare for thrilling adventures as Remy's journey unfolds, leading him through captivating realms and facing unimaginable challenges. Delve deeper into the richly woven tapestry of Earth-Sphire with subsequent titles:Book 02: The Vampire KingBook 03: The Great WarBook 04: The City That BurnsBook 05: Last ResortStay tuned for more gripping tales from Earth-Sphire, where secrets abound, destinies entwine, and the fate of worlds hangs in the balance. Follow me for future updates on this project and other exciting endeavors. Thank you for embarking on this extraordinary journey! -how many caracters?
![Mysterious Realms: Revak Feykro [Rewriting]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/41277024.jpg "Mysterious Realms: Revak Feykro [Rewriting]")
Mysterious Realms: Revak Feykro [Rewriting]
This is an old version of this story I started in 2015. As of now, April 2018, I have a few working chapters. Hardly any of the information given here is the same, but general information will mostly be kept, along with characters and personalities (though some personalities will change to be more realistic). Please enjoy this first attempt of mine.This book is being rewritten, but the same idea will be kept. Just stretched out a bit.✽No pictures are mine, but some are edited to my liking.✽☆All characters are mine and most can be found in my OC book.☆♬"Revak Feykro" means "Sacred Forest" in Skyrim's Dovahzul.♬The peace of the Isles of Ysamaldri has lasted many, many generations. An Isle leader, Dark Wings, a dragon, is the current commander of the peaceful forest, safe from the fear and hate of humans.However, a threat arises.A few decades before the war between the Ziixi and the Revak Feykro, Dark Wing's brother was exiled by their father for killing a dragonet and an Eltrí kit. Now the dark dragon seeks revenge, for he was the eldest of his father, and was to be the next Arch-Dragon of the Revak Feykro. Even in this dark time, the Revak Feykro psychic brought a brief prophecy, describing one of the amethyst, one of the smog, one of the tree, one of the water, one of the frozen water, and one of the snake would bring peace. That same psychic, however, also saw a future where those chosen die, and Dark Wings falls. Nothing is immortal but memory, and those chosen might just become one; a memory.The chosen are not born, nor hatched, yet. Before everything, Myrkr and Sanguine, two Revak Feykro teens, are sent behind enemy lines as recruits. Myrkr learns what she is, and Sanguine does what he's supposed to while his companion does research, which turns into an obsession in his eyes. The duo make friends and gain the information they need, but will they both go back home in one piece after a third party joins the fray and steals something cruci
BEHIND THE MASK- A story about SuperHeroes
Meet Chloe Anderson. A sweet, caring and innocent 18 year old. And if she wasn't living in Prodigy City, the only thing weird about her would be the fact that she was uncommonly beautiful. But unfortunately, she was living in Prodigy City. The city that was a residence to both normal people and Super Heroes.And another bummer, she was a super. And a powerful one at that.But what about the city itself. Please tell me, when you think about a city filled with real superheroes with real superpowers, what do you see.I bet it has something to do with the people throwing roses at the Supers, or maybe bowing to them or worshipping them like Gods. I hate to disappoint you but that is so not what's happening in this story. In fact, it's the complete opposite. (BTW I mean that the people hate the super heroes, if you didn't get it the first time)But Chloe doesn't like it when she's thrown into this Hero business again. She's trying to recover from a horrible past here. Sheesh. ..................................................................Chloe didn't think that the best day of her life could also be the worst.But here she was, weeks later, accepted into a team of fully fledged Super Heroes. And all of them seems to be a lot like here, all of them are trying to hide something. They all are trying to run away from their secret pasts. But all of them will be revealed when the Villains cook up a plan to bring down their enemies once and for all.And their one and only chance at winning, is none other than, Chloe Anderson.Their secret weapon and leader. Anyways, you might be thinking where the Prince Charming of this story is. Don't worry he's none other than Chloe's childhood friend and the son of the leader of the Prodigies. Unlikely romance much. But when Chloe falls for the ever so handsome, Logan Parker, her plans get complicated. Will she choose good or evil.Love or heartbreak.
The Prodigies
It is a story of a circle of friends who has an incredible powers..Chemboss Aliorina(The science genius)The leader of the group ... Siya utak tactic at strategy ng grupo. Isang magaling na imbentor at scientipiko..SPEACIAL POWER: (HE CAN CONTROL THINGS BY HIS MIND EITHER THE WEATHER OR ELEMENTS)Melody Smith(The music expert)Ang pinaka maingay sa grupo at pinaka palaban ngunit ganun merong busilak na kalooban kasing busilak ng kanyang Kahanga hangang tinig..SPECIAL POWER: (SHE CAN MAKE A SUPERSONIC SOUND AND SLEEPING SOUND)Arky Smith(The great artist)Ang kakambal na lalaki ni melody na kabaliktaran niya. Malalim at tahimik ng tao. At may pagkawirdo ang looks..SPECIAL POWER: (HE CAN DO HALLUCINATION AGAINST HIS ENEMY BY USING HIS ARTS)Matheo Palerio(The Mathematician)Katunggali ni Chemboss sa lahat pati Kay Melody may bait ngunit may sama ng loob at inggit Kay Chemboss .. SPECIAL POWER: (HE HAS AN AMAZING XRAY VISION AND HE CAN CALCULATE THINGS IN ONE LOOK... HE CAN MAKE LASERS BY HIS EYE AND HE CAN ALSO PERFORM TELEPORTATION)Albert De Jesus(The 6th sense man)Pinakamabait sa lahat at may angking galing sa marcial arts.. Nasa kanya ang panganim ng pandama o ang third eye lumalaban gamit ang spiritual na kapangyarihan..SPECIAL POWER: (HE CAN USE HIS CHAKRA OR THE GREAT LIGHT ENERGY TO DEFEAT HIS ENEMIES.HE CAN ALSO SEE PROPHECIES. AND ACCESSES THE TIME )Lyrica Ventura(The Dominated Tongue)Book worm. marunong ng iba't ibang ang lengwahe.may lihim na pagtingin Kay Chemboss.. SPECIAL POWER: (SHE HAS AN ANGEL TONGUE WHO CAN MAKE HER WORDS COME TRUE. SHE CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE ANIMALS SAYING.SHE CAN ALSO CHANGE HERSELF INTO SOMEBODY)Sila'y magkakilala dahil sa kanilang kanya kanyang katangian at kakayahang... Sila'y pinag sama-sama at binuo ang isang samahan OTIAPE Ito'y binuo pasecreto ng Millennium goal upang sa kapakanan ng buong mundo laban sa kriminalidad at mga extraterrestrial na pwedeng manakop sa ating planeta...
Awesome adventures of girls and boys book 1
Welcome to a world that's completely wonderful! When the power of Harmony and friendship comes out The girls and boys go on awesome amazing new fun rocking adventures facing scary monsters evil people and awful magic Casper battles Eliza the evil witch and becomes friends with her by reforming and talking to her in villain power Eliza says sorry and Sunset Shimmer J Maleficent Vicky and Mr N agree with her saying that they've been were she had because of jealousy meanness peer pressure hate and destruction. Joy jokes saying that they are really forgiving! And they laugh accepting her as their new friend. The main 34 bring Li down with the power of harmony and friends. Anna stands up to her Sunset becomes friends with Michelle Cerise Lizzie and Raven from Ever After High The daughters of the queen of hearts Little Red Riding Hood Little Mermaid and the Evil queen. Vi meets Liz in villain power. The friends meet a Angel named Hope in VeggieTales who shows them the meaning of Easter if they understand Christmas. The girls travel back in time with SuperBook. God helps Sunset and Diamond out of danger saving them from whales dragons and alligators. J and his friends began their own band Popular boys! And rehearse together to defeat the wicked girls. Demon Sunset comes back to scare Sunset Shimmer in camp boy girl! San recognizes Polly and Barbie. Everyone meets Samatha another nice witch . Queen Pearl gets a birthday song with her daughters performing for her. Sunset sings her song My past is not today from Rainbow Rocks Starlight and her friends sing Welcome to the show together . J Maleficent T Polly and their friends sing best buddies until the end of day. Li lies about Anna and Mickey and Aladdin come to her rescue saying she didn't do it! The Main six girls Rarity Twilight Rainbow Pinkie Flutter shy and Apple Jack are replaced by J Joy Samatha Anna Hades and Maleficent along with their friends having different personalities and elements of harmony instead.
Tenebris Black Returns
After the Champions War everything in the Kingdom of Zruigan seems almost back to normal. Suddenly the source of life goes missing, out of everyone only one person notices.Another disappearance takes place soon after.The Crown Prince is gone, the entire Kingdom is shocked.Ashlynn was a close friend of the prince's and she suspects that Tenebris had a part to play in his disappearance.She decides to go after him, and with her years of training with a sword she believes she has the means to do so.Tamara lives on the edge of the forest, and she is the source of life's only friend. When the young dragon goes missing, and she finds out the prince is also gone she decides to go with Ashlynn to find out what happened, and to get her friend back.The girls armed with different talents go on a dangerous quest to save their friends.Secrets will be uncovered.Friends will be betrayed.Loved ones will be lost.Will they find their friends in time?Will peace be returned to the seemingly forsaken land?Are people really who they say they are?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hello fellow readers and writers!I am -Hidden_Mystic- but you can call me Aly!So this story is very unique, I am writing it with @GymnLover , but you can go read Tamara's point of view go to @GymnLover 's account!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~{Warnings}•This story is not finished! It's an ongoing work in progress!•There WILL be spelling and grammar mistakes, this is a first draft, please be patient!
a fear of falling
"We could just walk out in the middle of the night and never come back. I don't think they could care less, and it's not like we're fenced in, ya know?" Olam's tone is completely dry of emotion as he uses his knife to get a sliver of shit out of the bottom of his jogger. I managed to miss it on the trail but he wasn't so lucky. "Yeah, I know. But what we don't know is how far they're willing to go to keep us here. After all, they did go to all the effort of stealing us, raising us and training us for god knows what. There's gotta be some attachment on their part." Sarcasm is written on my upper lip, but a part of me is suddenly triggered. How far .. am I .. willing to go to get answers. We know only that there is something coming, not what, or when or why, just that we must be prepared to fight for our lives.*...*...*160 kids were taken from their parents and placed in a village with only each other and a number of relatively normal, yet strict adult leaders named 'Heads', for an unknown reason. They know not where they came from, why they were taken 19 years ago or what they are wanted for. Only that they have been training in every field known to man since birth. Tanner, one of the 19 year olds has had it up to here ^, she wants answers and she will find them, whether it be from the Heads of her village or from someone on the outside. One thing all the young adults know is that they must stay alert and never stop asking questions. Just because they were practically born into this group of people, does not mean that this is where they ultimately belong. *...*...*Updates will be at least once a week, hopefully more. If I don't get another case of writer's block :P Just NOTE, that the perspective of the book may switch between characters at times and I'll always add the character by name at the top.
![Our Sinister Secrets--Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir [Fan Fiction]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/306417800.jpg "Our Sinister Secrets--Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir [Fan Fiction]")
Our Sinister Secrets--Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir [Fan Fiction]
Miraculous Ladybug fan fiction.Young AdultThree years ago, the infamous villain known as Hawk Moth struck for the last time. No, his identity was not revealed, nor was he slain or stopped by Ladybug and Cat Noir; he simply stopped gracing the city of Paris with his cursed akumas. No one knows what became of him--perhaps his Holder perished, or lost his Miraculous.In the Paris' newfound peace, Marionette is a rising senior in high school, and while she has no supervillains in need of defeating this summer, she has arguably more pressing matters on hand: college applications.Five-thousand six-hundred fourty-two miles west, Adrien Agreste is living his best celebrity life in the land of fame excess, LA, and mingling amongst a-list stars and hot-shot influencers. Mari and Adrien's normal lives they constructed during their three-year break are placed on abrupt pauses when the unthinkable occurs. Strange anomalies have been occurring throughout the globe, all unexplainable yet viciously deadly. And all too familiar. All signs point to Hawk Moth, who apparently has made his return from whatever depth of Hell he had vacationed to. One notable victim of these incidents is none other than Gabriel Agreste. Filled with rage and mourning, Adrien is determined to hunt down Hawk Moth and exact his revenge... but he knows he can't do that alone.... With the general population being submerged into a panic, Ladybug and Cat Noir must find their way back to each other to put an end to their long-term nemesis once and for all, just like old-times. But it's not the same as three-years ago. They're older now, wiser.And still recovering from a certain even that took place two and a half years ago that destroyed any chance of a friendship between the two young heroes from ever occurring again.How long can they hide their identities? In a world of scandal, secrets, and slaughter, can Ladybug and Cat Noir move past their rocky history to save the world once and for all?
Beyond Mars & Venus: Relationship Skills For Today's Complex World | John Gray
John Gray, the author of the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" shared his knowledge about relationships in todays complex world at A-Fest Ibiza 2017. Learn more about A-Fest here:http://bit.ly/2AqwIVsTIMESTAMPS OF THE IMPORTANT LESSONS FROM THIS VIDEO:01:41 John Gray's Massage05:34 Why man always take credit for the happiness of the woman they love13:32 The difference between man and women20:05 The practical techniques to create a lasting relationship27:15 The key here "Unhappy and never and always''30:54 Reason why complaining is harmful to a good relationship36:52 How to get back to the female inside44:26 The reason why Love is such an expensive word53:07 You need a man because he can help back to your female insideABOUT A-FESTA-Fest is an invite-only transformational event that gathers an extraordinary community of change-makers and visionaries who are driven by epic ideas to impact the world - entrepreneurs, employees, artists, leaders, innovators, visionaries and more. Take the first step to joining us in paradise by applying for your invite here: http://bit.ly/2xIUO8RThe festival takes place twice a year in paradise locations around the world. Here, you will receive powerful training, profound mind shifts, bio-hacking techniques, deep connections, incredible adventures and unique opportunities to multiply your impact and give back to humanity, so that you can play an even bigger game and significantly expand your ability to accomplish bold things.SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE NUGGETS OF WISDOM:http://bit.ly/2fHXbzyLET'S CONNECT!Facebook ? https://www.facebook.com/mindvalleyInstagram ? https://www.instagram.com/mindvalleyTwitter ? https://twitter.com/mindvalley
The Godsverse Chronicles
Sadie was a changeling, which made her an excellent thief. She built a good life for herself from her incredible talents. After amassing a small fortune in the criminal underworld, she was ready to retire and live a simple life with her girlfriend.Unfortunately for her, Sadie had a weakness for gobs of money made quickly. So, when a job came along that promised her $250,000 for a few days of work, she couldn't say no.All she had to do was track down an impossible to find dagger before the end of the week and she would be rolling in dough.How hard could it be? Besides, she was the best...but even the best fall down sometimes.Her mission will take her across the Cold War-era world and into the seedy underbelly of the demonic weapons trade. Can she avoid being caught by the most dangerous magical creatures in the world as she tracks her prize, or will she slip up and destroy her perfect little life?
F.R.E.A.K.S
Thanks to a strange mutation in the human body, there are certain individuals who have developed amazing abilities. Hidden but at plain sight, they have formed a secret organization that is responsible for fighting against other like them and corruption. F.R.E.A.K.S. is full of incredibly strong individuals and are considered to be the elite;Lucas Ross, the self-proclaimed leader who is able to interfere with brain pathways and pheromones, being able not only to sense relationships and/or connections but also influence people's emotions and actions, almost controlling them.Aubrey Wentz aka "Spice Girl" who can control the friction of cells, the greater the movement of these particles the more heat there is; pyrokinesis to a lower scale. All while being the life of the party.Hoain Thanh, the prankster who uses his super speed for a good laugh.Sam Irwin, who's cells mutate so fast they give the ability to change appearance at will as well as to clone, while most of the time looks like a female no one is sure if that is her true self.Jia, a girl with an outstanding voice and a vocal capability superior to anyone's. Whether is singing, breaking glass, or making someone deaf, she can do it.Payton Zardes is the brain behind it all. Being able to calculate the probabilities of anything happening in a split second, he has climbed to the top of the chain, becoming the #1 Strategist.Megan Padilla is a girl with an extra spark, literally, being able to control the electricity within her she cannot only zap the life out of a computer but also has enough watts in her to power up a small village.And now Fred York, the new member who has to prove himself to be good enough to be in the squad. Looks like simply shooting someone in a moving vehicle from the 6th floor and having better-than-dog senses won't be enough. There are things to destroy, people to save, lives to live. What can I say, is hard to have a life when you are part of F.R.E.A.K.S
Being Possessed Isn't What It Used To Be
Spending seven years in a solitary cell in a mental institution for the criminally insane does a lot to change a person. Whether the sentence has aided amelioration or made matters worse will soon be seen when Henrietta Vance, a condemned mass-murderer since the age of seventeen, is dragged into a series of unexplainable cases being tagged by fanatics as Demonic Possessions. Taken from her own personal purgatory and released under a strict set of conditions that come with her lending help and intimate expertise to the one organization she felt everything but a positive emotion for, Henrietta is practically forced to play supernatural sniffer-dog for a rag-tag bunch of misfits. A pair of aberrant clergymen, a young trainee waiting to take his vows, and a child-psychic-turned-promiscuous-con-woman, plus last-minute adoptions to the team in the form of a maudlin ambulance driver in the wrong place at the wrong time, and a skittish and frocked extemporely interloper, the mission to search for and eradicate the cause in influx of apparent possessions spreading across the country grows wild beyond comprehension. And that's before getting into the papal foot-note which casually mentions bringing all of Heaven's Holy Might down upon a cult claiming they are led by Jesus Christ's twin. Needless to say, when the group of seven end up travelling around the country in a battered Winnebago, fighting the potential end of the world is at the bottom of the list of gripes when it comes to dealing with ignorant law enforcement, impersonating high-ranking men of the cloth, obnoxious car-karaoke warblers, unprofessional agents of Hell, suspicious bumpkins, being stuck in small spaces with a bi-polar demon-bitch, and deciding who gets to use the bathroom first.Regardless of personal ideals and the obvious tension caused by the scars they live to hide, the group's pasts intrude on each other when they quickly find that they are more alike than they care to admit.